moonupabove:

askinnyblackman:

elloelen:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Even if they throw the first punch?

how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong

#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten

slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

singing-towers:

koryandr:

samandriel:

amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying

malikmydck:

malikmydck:

me and my friends hanging out :)

the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken

justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

you know what sucks? when people think loud people can’t be shy. i’m really loud, partly because i’m going deaf and partly because it’s just who i am as a person, but i’m incredibly shy and anxious when it comes to people and no one ever believes me. i keep getting told i’m full of shit and lazy and i should it myself but i can’t

ellierratic:

tardiscrash:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing